What's up with all these "I'm a billionaire, my life sucks" memoirs?

I read an article about this healthy habit book written by a deeply troubled celeb billionaire. It made me think about all these memoirs written by billionaire celebrities.<br><br>Why the fuck would I want to read a philosophical book or memoir from an Uber wealthy person with no problems on how to live a fulfilling life? What do they know?<br><br>What do they think I'm going to learn from them? "What's up y'all, I know you're all barely making rent, but if there's one thing you should think about, is becoming a billionaire, it sucks. I was loved, by everyone, as a child, and I've never truly had to worry about a fucking thing, and I still turned out to be a piece of shit. I know it won't happen to you, but trust me, you do not want to be me. I've spent a life on drugs, and no matter how many therapy sessions you have, you will never be able to grasp what it means to be me. I deeply, deeply sympathize with you, I know you don't have the means to go to a beach in Thailand when the weather gets too cold where I am, I know you don't get to go shopping whenever you want, but trust me, you don't want any of that. I'm not going to tell you how I actually feel. I'm going to describe my internal misery in a poetic, sugarcoated way that you will not be able to relate to. I think you really need to read my book. I don't think anyone else can give you the same advice I can because I've lived a life that you deeply wish you'd lived, but trust me, you didn't."<br><br>Fuck off.