You're a kid from the 90's, what's your favorite programming language and why?

This is a little homage to the first post I saw on Chambers, which was an old thread comparing the personalities of various programming languages. In my mind, that makes it the first sub I ever saw on Chambers, so here we go. It's your turn, what's your favorite programming language, and why does it remind you of your best friend who saved your life?<br><br>Or you know, just get creative with it.