God is Rational and thus Das Capital is a Holy Text

I'll be honest, this is just a bet to see how far I can push my bad pseudoscience and pseudo philosophy before people call me on it <br><br>You are free to call me on it at any point now or at the end, as you wish<br><br><br>---<br><br><br>The Laws of Thermodynamics describe how Energy is Conserved within a closed system. This is a Rational and thus Divinely Inspired Law of Physics, and serves as the basis of this argument. <br><br><br>God is Rational because of His Perfection. God is not subject to whims and emotions, as these things are imperfect and would thus influence God away from the Path of Righteousness. <br><br><br>Furthermore, God is Omniscient and Able. For these reasons, God is capable of seeing beyond the veil of emotional influence and thus works entirely under the domain of Reason. <br><br><br>The Laws of Thermodynamics are Rational because they work entirely under the domain of Cause and Effect, with no Emotion influence. <br><br><br>Thus the Laws of Thermodynamics are Divinely Inspired, and are in line with God’s Will because Rationality is the ultimate expression of Divine Perfection <br><br><br>Rationality is a causal system. A >> B >> C, etc <br><br><br>The Manifestation of Causality within a closed system are the Laws of Thermodynamics. In a closed system, Energy is not created or destroyed, but transformed from one form to another. <br><br><br>A >> B >> C >> D are all part of the same closed system, where A + B + C + D (along with all other intermediate steps) are all part of the Energy Budget for that closed system <br><br><br>Thus the Rational Expression of the Universe is the manifestation of Causality through the Laws of Thermodynamics within a closed system<br><br><br>Thus the will of God is not through some hidden spiritual force or something, but through the action of Causality within Rational closed systems as expressed through the Laws of Thermodynamics <br><br><br>The Rational Action of Causality within closed systems as expressed by the Laws of Thermodynamics are the ultimate expression of Divine Will<br><br><br>Now, Das Capital is a rational text, in that it uses reason and evidence to describe the causal relationships between different economic and class systems. <br><br><br>In describing these causal relationships between economic systems and class struggles Das Capital is describing the rational manifestation of Causality within closed systems as expressed through the Laws of Thermodynamics. <br><br><br>Thus Das Capital describes the ultimate Manifestation of Divine Will in human society. For that reason, Das Capital is a Holy Text <br><br><br>Btw I’m not actually Christian. This is just a thought experiment