serious question

How do you have a j on a plane? It's a very specific manoeuvre that requires both hands. It may be a risk of spontaneous eruption but how do you jerk off on a plane?<br><br>[Edit: I made this post after my husband and I had a fight. What I was trying to say is I don't care if he is masturbating at airports. It's not the jacking off that bothered me, it was his lack of respect. It may not have been socially unacceptable but it was unacceptable to our family. I mean come on, I asked him to pick my brother up at the airport. He told me he was going to jack off at the airport. I go pick up my brother. He shows up the next day with a stupid grin on his face. I'm not mad at him for jacking off, I'm mad he jacked off in our home with my brother, he jacked off in a car with my brother in the back seat, he jacked off in the airport and left his cum for someone to find. I didn't tell my family that he was masturbating before he went on the trip. It was wrong of you people to attack my family. I don't care if he masturbates, I'm just glad he's home safe.]<br><br>[Edit 2: I'm sorry if I offended any of you. My relationship is none of your business. I'm seriously considering moving. The US is the only country that I've been to where people care about private relationships. I was just venting but jeez, people sure have a lot of opinions about things that are none of their business.]