In a world where each countries name is changed based on the language being spoken, have a conversation between a group of people from different countries.

I just wrote this myself and thought it was a little interesting, so i share it here:#####Patrick sighed. India felt like a cruel joke. He reached for the glass of cold water at his side. Everyone in the hotel looked at him in sympathy. He was German, he had grown up with warm weather. But this had nothing to do with warm. It was hot. And he hated his friends who had talked him into pining each and every city of this damn country. <br><br>"Thank's guys." he said to the table. <br><br>The table consisted of Patrick from Germany, Martin from Suzhou, Bobby from Venice, Laura from East Korea and Mr. Kuroba from Nippon. <br><br>"This weather has nothing to with the country." Laura said. "I know India and it's always hot like this."<br><br>"You're from Korea." Suzhou said. "What do you know about India?"<br><br>"I've traveled." Laura answered. "And I speak Mandarin better than you Suzhou."<br><br>"I bet not!" Suzhou answered.<br><br>"Enough, you're in Nueva Espana now." Venice said. "We don't tolerate fights here."<br><br>"I don't intend to fight." Laura said. "Sorry Suzhou, I just wanted to help."<br><br>"Apology accepted." Suzhou said. <br><br>The others at the table looked at them in anger. You just didn't talk like that to friends. But they didn't talk themselves, because they knew better.<br><br>"I'm gonna go to my room." Patrick said. <br><br>"Yeah, I'll come with you." Nippon said.<br><br>"Me too." said Laura.<br><br>When the others were gone Suzhou leaned in. <br><br>"You know Nueva Espana always lies to tourists." he said. <br><br>Venice looked at him in anger. <br><br>"I can't help it." he defended himself. "it's the countries fault Suzhou."<br><br>"I know." Suzhou said. "I'll spread the rumors I've heard."<br><br>"Well, East Korea has a pungent smell." Venice said.<br><br>"I know." Suzhou said. "I just wanted to confirm."<br><br>"I've heard good things about Mandarin from friends." Venice said.<br><br>"I'll tell them." Suzhou said. <br><br>"Yeah, you do that." Venice said.<br><br>"I've heard labor camps in Imperial China." Suzhou said.<br><br>"I heard the same about you." Venice answered.<br><br>"Well, care to take a tour about the country and figure it out?"<br><br>"No, and you're not showing any tourist around Imperial China."<br><br>"Well, never mind then." Suzhou said. <br><br>He walked away.<br><br>"I hope he doesn't do anything stupid." Venice said.<br><br>"I hope so too." <br><br>"I'm gonna check on him." Venice said. <br><br>"No, it's fine." <br><br>Venice left anyways. <br><br>Twenty minutes later Suzhou walked back into the dining room. <br><br>"I was right about the labor camps." <br><br>To emphasize his words he pointed to a big bruise on his cheek. <br><br>"You were stupid enough to ask the people in Imperial China?" Martin asked. <br><br>"Yes." Suzhou said. <br><br>"I'm not mad at you." Martin said. "But you're a little bit dumb."<br><br>"Hey!" Suzhou shouted.<br><br>"You're a little bit dumb." Martin repeated. <br><br>"A little bit?" Nueva Espana repeated grinning.<br><br>"You're not helping." Suzhou said.