What are some of the most stupid police searches you’ve had?

I’ve had a few memorable ones like being greeted by 2 male cops and them both starting to pat me down and then realising there’s a female present and one of them says “you finish the pat down, she might have something in her bra” and I’ve had one cop pat me down and then the other cop pat me down again right after. I know one of my friends was asked to remove her bra when she was searched. I assume it was for drugs though.