Neckbeard Mountaineers

Hey you guys ever heard of the neckbeard mountains? <br><br>I bet you haven't heard of the mythical neckbeard mountaineers. <br><br>The neckbeard mountaineers are a secretive and elusive tribe of mountain dwellers. Unlike the mountain folk we see in every story ever the neckbeard mountaineers are not a spectacle. <br><br>The neckbeard mountaineers live deep in the heart of the neckbeard mountains, a chain of mountains that have been lost to the sands of time. Unlike the Himalayas or the Rockies the neckbeard mountains are not proud, you can barely see them. <br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>The neckbeard mountaineers are found in the beards of retired wizards, sleeping dragons, and sometimes the beards of the occasional neckbeard from the mountains. <br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>&#x200B;