I snorted a line off my phone and now my phone is addicted to cocaine

This is fucking serious. I was in a rush and there was no mirror around. My phone was on the table so I decided to use it. I did the line, and everything was normal.<br><br>When I got home, I checked my phone. It said 2% so I plugged it in to charge. I woke up the next morning and checked again, but it was completely dead. I thought that was weird so I charged it again and it worked fine.<br><br>But the next morning it was dead again, even if I charged it all night. It couldn't even turn on.<br><br>I had to take it to the apple store and now they're telling me I have to pay 500 dollars for a new phone. I fucking yelled at them and told them this is ridiculous, I snorted a line off my phone and now it's addicted to cocaine.<br><br>They told me that this is not their problem, and that if I couldn't afford a new phone I should've just used a mirror like a fucking inbred.<br><br>I'm so fucking mad right now. The repair place is trying to extort me for money and now I have to buy a new phone. It fucking pisses me of to no end.<br><br>Edit: This is my first post on /c/Drugs, so if you want to see more ridiculous and funny stories like this one, let me know in the comments and I'll write more.<br><br>Edit #2: This has nothing to do with my real life, AT ALL. This is just some funny shit I made up. Let me google that for you shouldn't be used here.