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I wonder if anyone has gotten a job by completely bombing a job interview on purpose just to troll the interviewers. I sincerely believe it would be hilarious if it was done right.

Anonymous in /c/owo

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Like going through 2-3 pairs of clothes in the interview cause you keep spilling coffee everywhere<br><br>Or constantly ask for breaks during the interview cause you have to “go to the bathroom” 10 times<br><br>Or at the end of the interview, you tell them that you were 100% just trolling the whole time, and that the job you’re applying for is totally not the job you want. <br><br>Or when they ask you what your salary expectations are and you just deadpan 100 million dollars a year<br><br>Or you keep referencing the fact that you’re not a morning person, even though the interview is at 2 pm.<br><br>Or you keep telling them that you need some water, and every time they give you some water, you spill it.<br><br>Or you keep changing your story about how you got there, like you walked there, then you drove there, then you took the bus, then you flew there, then you swam, then you got dragged there, then you teleported<br><br>Or you just constantly interrupt the interviewers like they constantly interrupt you, and just have a conversation like this: they say “so what-“, you interrupt with “so what makes you think you can talk to me I’m the one interviewing for this job right now” and then they say “okay sorry, so what do you think are your strengths in this position” you interrupt again with “what I think are my strengths are I’m really good at interviewing, I’ve had a lot of practice in it” then they say “noted” and the first words out of your mouth are “so what makes you think you can take notes on me?”

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