I’ve (27F) been dumped on my birthday by every guy I’ve ever dated

I’m not sure if anyone else is as unfortunate as me, but I’ve been dumped on my birthday by every guy I’ve ever dated. The most recent one I dated for two years and lived with him. I thought he would be the one but it turns out he isn’t. Here’s a list of all the times I’ve been dumped on or right after my birthday:<br><br>1. In high school I had a crush on a guy for years and decided to confess on Valentine’s Day. He dumped me two weeks later on my birthday.<br>2. Next year some guy I met through friends bought me a gift. He wanted to wait for me to get my license, but I nipped that in the bud by asking for a kiss which he didn’t reciprocate. He texted me on my birthday saying he wanted to date someone else.<br>3. Another boy and I met through a club. He was the only other one who wanted to stay single during high school. We made plans to watch a movie on my birthday but his girlfriend showed up instead. He had lied about being single. He begged for me to forgive him and said he’d dump her if I went out with him. I said yes, he cancelled last minute and I never saw him again. Found out they were engaged the following year.<br>4. After high school I met a guy at college. He was very friendly and talkative, and we met at a club party. He said I seemed older than I was because I was very mature, but he didn’t want to date anyone from college. Then he said he’d only date me if I didn’t go to college. I told him no. He begged for me to reconsider, I said yes, and we started dating. He wrote a letter for me, and I loved him so much. On my birthday he left for another state with a girl he said he’d never talk to again and dropped out of school. <br>5. After college I met a man at the grocery store. I was buying a cake for my birthday and he offered to buy it for me. I said yes and we exchanged numbers. A few days later I met up with him at his house and we hooked up. He was married and I didn’t know, he never told me. When I found out I wanted to end it, but he begged me to keep seeing him. He wanted to leave his wife for me. I told him I’d be his GF if he divorced her. He got a divorce, married me two months later, and cheated on me. I found out on my birthday, divorced him, and left the state.<br>6. I met my most recent ex at work. He harassed me for two years until I agreed to go out with him. He begged me to move in with him, I said no, then he kept asking me until I said yes. He begged me to marry him but I said no. He cried and I said okay, but we never set a date. On my birthday I said I was going to a doctor’s appointment but really went to the courthouse to get a marriage license. I came home and he said he wanted to break up with me. I showed him the license and he was angry I had tried to surprise him. He said it was too late and he wanted to start over.