I'll test the water quality at your house with a strange, unproven method for 50$

It's a living. I've been doing this for years and I've never found a house that doesn't have a post with a 5 digit number of upvotes.<br><br>If you live close enough for me to get to in my car, paypalling me 50$ will have me over and in your backyard in no time. I'll bring my gear with me. <br><br>My process is simple - I'll find the shortest tree on your property and I'll piss on it. Then I'll wait. After a few minutes, either nothing will happen, or flames will erupt from the spot I pissed. If it's the latter, we've got sulfurs. Further testing is always recommended, but I find my current method is accurate enough.<br><br>PM me for more details. I've already found 4 houses in my area with contaminated water. Stay safe out there.