I just blocked an IP address on my phone from my home wifi because I am married with 2 kids and I still regularly visit a sub called r/4chan

Why do I love you guys so much? I just want to get my wife a card for Valentine's Day and I have to block myself from viewing r/4chan on my phone out of fear of my wife seeing the browswer history. I'm literally on the chambers app right now and there's a picture of my wife at the top of the screen with all our history from when she had my phone. I'm so nervous that she's going to ask me why I love a sub dedicated to the shittiest site on the internet. I was literally on 4chan when the internet first came out and I'm still here 20 years later.