CMV: Macs are now EXACTLY the same as PCs.

This is a throwaway account.<br><br>To anyone who posts a false equivalence, I will give you a like. And, if you get 5 likes, I will award you a fake internet point. And, if you get 10 likes, Mac will create an extra EXACTLY THE SAME model, but one with a darker color.<br><br>Nothing will be changed in the documentation, so you'll have to read the comments section for the list of false equivalencies.<br><br>Your Mac will come in a box with no instructions. You hope that the box is right side up. The box is made of cardboard.<br><br>The new Mac's (its name has been changed to PC 2.0) power button is now located in a random position. You'll have to push a lot of buttons until it turns on.<br><br>A Windows 10 logo will appear on the screen. You wonder if you got the wrong box.<br><br>The first thing you will notice is that there is no mouse. Oh wait, the mouse is Mac's mouse, but it has been painted black. Well, there is only one mouse ball, so you have to pick the mouse up and swirl it around.<br><br>Next thing you notice is that there is no keyboard. After searching the box, you see a rubber keyboard. No, wait, this is Mac's keyboard, but the alphabet has been randomly rearranged. Oh, and there is only one shift key, and it is on the right side.<br><br>Now, you have to figure out how to get to the internet. Oh, look, there is a chrome icon on the desktop with a red circle with a line through it. You wonder, what that could mean. It probably means that you need to set up your internet connection first.<br><br>After going to the control panel, you realize that this is supposed to be a Mac. You don't need to set up the internet. It should already be set up. Oh wait, should it?<br><br>Your only option is to call customer support. You explain to the tech, that your Mac will not set up the internet on its own. He says, yes, it will. You explain to him that it won't. He patiently explains to you that you need to set up your internet connection first. You ask him, "Where is the set up button?" He patiently replies, "It's hidden. You need to find it."<br><br>You press random buttons on the PC Mac 2.0, until you figure out that you need to click the chrome icon with the red circle. You ask the tech, "Why is there a red circle with a line through it?" He patiently replies, "It just means that there is a red circle with a line through it."<br><br>Wow. Mac really makes the EXACT same computer as PCs.