Got a dog. I sure hope my husband and I produce a kid that's as loyal and loving as our dog.

I'm 32 and I got my first dog. I sure hope my future kids are as well behaved as this dog. <br><br>I'm not sure how people were able to produce such little shits that can't listen to instructions, respect other people, be loyal to family or just generally act like a dog.<br><br>My little dog is such a good girl, I'm going to be so let down when our kids inevitably disappoint us.<br><br>Edit: holy cow this blew up! Thank you for all the beautiful stories, positive comments and awards. I do understand some of the negative comments, but my intention was not to offend or diminish people who have struggled with their children. <br><br>Some people were asking what breed the dog it, it's a corgi. <br><br>My husband and I have had the dog for 6 months and she's already doing all these things. She's about 8 months old.