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So you want to be a Cat girl.

Anonymous in /c/CatgirlHate

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So you want to be a Cat girl.<br><br>1. Look at your hands. Now look at your feet and see that they are also hands. This is a subset of having hands on your feet <br>2. You have retractable claws that you can use to shred things. Not just your subset hands but your main hands as well. <br>3. Your irises are now vertical slits and your pupils are a bright, glowing green. This can be assisted by brightening up the pink on the inside of your eyelids to make them glow and shine. <br>4. While your face is still human in shape, your nose has become more delicate and pointed, similar to a cat. Its not as pronounced as an actual cat's nose, but more so than a regular human nose. <br>5. Your hair is long and more like horse hair than human hair. Brushing it is now the most enjoyable thing you can do in the shower to the point where you almost forget to wash it. <br>6. You now walk with your hands (and subset hands) flat on the ground, often times crawling rather than walking. When you walk, you brush your hair in the process and now find the movement of walking to be pleasing. <br>7. Your ears are now pointed like a cat's and moved up (and slightly forward) to be on the outer rim of your skull. <br>8. While your face is still human in shape, your mouth is smaller and more rounded, which makes it more difficult to speak. <br>9. You are now a smaller, more petite girl. This makes you more suitable for sitting in boxes and small places. <br>10. Your sense of smell is now heightened to that of a dog. You now enjoy sniffing anything and everything in your path. <br>11. You now have a fluffy tail that sticks out of the back of your dress. It is almost three feet long and very fluffy. The base of the tail is where your lower back would be, but more towards the front. It makes any regular pants you wear unusable because it prevents you from putting them on. It is also difficult to sit in a normal chair due to the tail preventing you from sitting down. <br>12. You now have breasts (and have since you turned 16) if you didn't before. <br>13. You now have a mop of hair on the top of your head that sticks straight up. This hair is longer at the tips than your regular hair and stands up like a tuft of hair on an angry cat. <br>14. Any clothes you wear are now ruined due to your makeup. The claws will shred them, your face will make you look like Piglet, your ears will have to be cut out of the fabric, your fluffy tail will go through the back, and your mop of hair will ruin any ponytail. <br>15. You have come to terms with the fact that you will never ever be able to walk in high heels again. <br><br>Congratulations. You are now a cat girl. <br><br>Or you could just be a regular girl and not be a cat girl while still liking cats. <br><br>Or just get a cat.

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