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I have been with you for 2 years, and although the two times we had sex felt like being a part of Shrek when he got the-B-B-BUT YOUR VERY NEVERRR DO -it was honestly the worst idea ever. <br><br><br>It was like scratching off a lottery ticket, but instead of winning, I got a rash on my asshole.