99% of this sub is fake

This post, like many others here, is fake. I have never noticed my spouse chewing, or breathed too loudly, etc. If I have, it has never been a consistent issue, and I certainly dont think about it everyday like some sort of grudge. If you are truly distracted by someone eating salad, then you are the problem. Not them. You are the one with the issue, and it's not a funny quirk, it's a disorder that you need to get help for.