I normally don't do this but this is an special occasion.

I'm gonna show you all the text messages I had with my ex 2 hours ago. Shes in her 40s and cops to much, even if it was just a joke. Long story short I invited her out to dinner, for old times sake. She said sure and accepted the invitation. I tell her about a good Italian restaurant down the road, she then asks "what are we going to talk about?" I thought she was joking, but then I read the next message and this is what the rest of the conversation went like. Definitely not gonna set up a second date.<br><br><br>First message "I'm sorry I haven't talked to you in years. I was just wondering, how have you been all this time?"<br><br><br>"Good, you?"<br><br><br>"Cop. You know me lol. What's new with you?"<br><br><br>"Well I finished school 2 years ago. Had a year long engagement that didn't end well, I even met a couple of other woman since you, but it just didn't feel right I guess. You just don't meet someone like you everywhere. I'm pretty sure your the only woman I ever met that didn't end up becoming a cunt."<br><br><br>"Lot has changed since we last met, we could probably talk about anything. What made you message me today? You look really good by the way."<br><br><br>"Thank you. Your looking really good yourself." "I was just thinking, maybe we could set up a date?"<br><br><br>"Yeah, we haven't talked in a very long time. That sounds really nice."<br><br><br>"Awesome. I know this really good Italian place if your in the mood?"<br><br><br>"You know me lol. Italian is my favorite."<br><br><br>"I know. I remember." "So, what time were you thinking..."<br><br><br>"How about we meet at 7:00, or should we meet earlier and talk about the past?"<br><br><br>"We can talk about the past over dinner. No need to rush it."<br><br><br>"Well I'm older now and for some reason I think you will be surprised."<br><br><br>"You mean your personality?"<br><br><br>"Yeah."<br><br><br>"I'm gonna be surprised?"<br><br><br>"Yes."<br><br><br>"Good. So it's 7:00 then?"<br><br><br>"Yeah, that sounds good."<br><br><br>"Perfect."<br><br><br>"I'll see you at 7:00."<br><br><br>"See you at 7:00."<br><br><br>"I normally don't do this but this is going to be a special occasion..." "Want to know why?"<br><br><br>"Why?"<br><br><br>"Because I'm not gonna show up or be there at all." "Leaving now."