Boy, that dude deserved it.

Hey Chambers, i have literally never been more in my right. I've just gotten out the woods, literally, and have a story to tell. Now this is the story of how i inadvertently got my ass kicked. I'm calling it that because i didn't even throw a punch. So my friend who i will call Max and his family often go camping in a private camp ground. Its literally a plot of land surrounded by woods. And they have a little tent set up there. Its always fun, but also it always gets cut short since i live in the Caribbean and it always fucking rains. So we set up camp and we decided to set up a little fire and actually make smores like in the movies. I'm from the Caribbean, so camping is a story for my kids and shit. But anyway, we were sitting down, having a laugh, not making s'mores yet, just sitting down. I had a drink, nothing hard, just something to cool down after setting up camp. I had literally finished my drink when out of no where, i feel water on my ass. I turn around, and boom, a water balloon flies straight into my goddamn face. I fell into the mud, but i got up and started to run in the direction the balloon came from. I chased this dude and literally beat the shit out of his water gun after catching him. He had literally ran out of water, so he tried to use it as a bat, but i was so mad i had literally crushed it with my bare hands. I then punched the water gun, and it hit him in the chest, he doubled over in pain for a few seconds, before getting up, i then punched him in the face, and he fell into a mud pit. I then started throwing mud at him, covering him completely. He then stumbled out the mud pit, and fell into a mud pit again. He got up, mud covered, and stumbled his way back to his camp, with a broken water gun, literally crying. When he got to his camp, he tell all his family what happened, and that i was a psycho. His dad then walks over to us, and asks me what the hell i did to his poor boy. I told him everything that happened, and he looked at me in disbelief. I told him "Dude, i was literally minding my own business and i got hit with a fucking water balloon!" He then literally bursted out laughing. I asked "Whats so funny?" He replied "Oh my dude deserved that, everyone has been telling him all day to stop with the water balloons, that it was getting on peoples nerves. He literally went through 3 bags of balloons. And it had happened to me, and my wife, and your friend and your mom earlier today. I'm suprised he didn't get his ass kicked earlier!" I was like "It was fucking torture, but i literally laughed for the rest of the trip, and got my revenge." He then said "Did he cry?" I said yes, and we both literally bursted out laughing. I then felt bad for the dude, so i apologized, and he said it was fine, but to be more careful where i threw my punches. So yeah, I've never been more in my right.