A fuckin' sweat bug in my coffee

So I got my coffee from Dunkin Donuts and when I got to work I grabbed the cup of coffee (without the lid) and took a sip. I got a weird feeling in my mouth and realized there's a sweat bug floating in the coffee. I immediately spat the coffee out and threw it down the drain. Driving to Dunkin Donuts was sweat bug filled and when I got there one sweat bug on the ground in front of my feet. The lady at Dunkin Donuts didn't seem to care. I told her to give me a new cup of coffee without the fuckin' sweat bug. Particularly Driving home was sweat bug infested. I got home and on the ground in front of my feet of course, another fuckin' sweat bug. Fuckin' Satan's bug. <br><br>Sweat bugs will be the death of me. They will be the end of the world. They infect us, they destroy our bodies, they'll ultimately be our downfall. Mark my words. One day you sweat bug filled motherfuckers will be the death of us all.