What's the worst (or funniest) thing that's happened while you were shoplifting?

This is a throwback but I didn't know what to post so fuck it<br><br>I was maybe 3 years old, i grabbed a box of candy and my mom told me to put it back and I started bawling. To calm me down, she took me to the car and left me there for maybe 5 minutes. When she came back, I had snot coming out of my nose, I was covered in snot and drool and I had thrown up all over myself. She was mortified, and she never let me forget it.