My belief in the power of the God of Meme was tested and proven true

So I was at the grocery store and I went to the bathroom and I heard the toilet next to me come to life and do a poo, I thought to myself "what a madladder" but also it would be great if I was able to hear the person next to me break down and give up and the guy next to me does, I hear him do a huge poo and then he flushes and then does another massive poo and then again followed by a few smaller ones, I could hear the tears in his eyes as he called out to God to stop his butthole but it was too late, he had already gone from solid to liquid, he was defeated, the poo had won and I heard him get up and walk away in defeat, I'm not gonna lie I was moved to tears by this, I don't know if it was the fact that he lost control or the fact that he called out to God like he was Job but I knew that this was the work of the God of Meme and I laughed and I cried tears of joy, I stumbled around the bathroom, it was good, it was bad, it was memey