What's your most clever shoplift?

A place for shoplifting and related chambers' shoplifters to come and post our funniest and cleverest shoplifts. This is more or less for the "LOL I stole X" posts that get removed from /c/shoplifting every 15 minutes. If that's what you're looking for, you're in the right place!<br><br>What's your most clever shoplift?