My lady lady ate my nuts. She likes to slob on them and use my nuts to get a mouthful of slobber and then spit it onto the floor.

I chin scratch for her and try to get her to stop and she just looks at my hand and the nuts slob all over her bottom lip. I though this would just grow old and stop but she stills does slobber all over my nuts. I remember a day she took a handful of nuts and put them in her top lip and then spit his nasty nuts out all over the carpet. It was gross. Nut shells and spit everywhere. She is just a lady but chin scratches let her know that I am disappointed in her shitty behavior. She just acts all innocent and cute. What is a bro to do.