The owner of the snarky comment is...

...my dad. My dad said:<br><br>>"What's the most surefire way to get a man off of his feet? Duct tape."<br><br>This is the same man who sent an email to my brother:<br><br>>From: [Dad's email address] <br>To: [Brother's email address] <br>Subject: The perfect date<br><br>Dear [Brother's name],<br><br>A perfect date is when you take your dog and your wife to the park, you play fetch with the dog and your wife watches.<br><br>Love, <br>Dad.