How should I handle an offer to join the ranks of Lucifer?

I was walking through a park and got accosted by two people with pamphlets. I wasn't in the mood to fight and they hadn't done me any harm, so I decided to take the pamphlet and politely humored them.<br><br>I started reading the pamphlet. I was in complete agreement until the last page:<br><br>"How wonderful it would be to be rid of the accuser Satan, the enemy of God, as well as this wicked system of things!"<br><br>"Will he ever be removed from the scene? Yes, he will. The evidence is clear. <br><br>God has already acted to solve the problem of wicked spirit creatures. In 1914, at the end of the Gentile Times, He restored his kingdom by means of his Son Jesus the Christ. (Luke 21;24) God's kingdom will end Satan's domination of mankind." (Rev 20:1-3; Dan. 2:44)<br><br>"...the Prince of Peace will bring paradisiac peace and security to the earth. Satan will not be around to disturb this new order..."<br><br>The prince of peace pwning lucifer for disturbing the peace, eh?<br><br>---<br><br>If all else fails, I probably won't join the fight against Satan. I'm just not all that concerned about the Tao or the nature of reality. I am concerned about my own life and that of my friends. <br><br>But I don't want to be the protagonist of a Faustian story. Lucifer is bad ass and I don't want to be a tool for him. <br><br>What should I do?<br><br>Have any of you been approached with similar propositions? How did you handle it?