Strangest thing happened to me this morning, so I’m going to post it here. I don’t know why I did what I did, it seemed almost automatic. I’m also going to preface that when I sobered up, I wasn’t the least bit “high” or anything from doing this.

So I had just woken up (with a killer headache) from partying last night and something just TOLD me to go look in my bathroom trash can. I did, and found that I must have pissed off a girl I hooked up with, because she put a broken light bulb in the trash can. Not only that, but all the shit I used to open the door to let her in, including the tools I used, were also in that trash can. Like, she left a broken glass, sprinkled the drug I did (no powder left) in there, along with a piece of my screens busted out of my broke ass pack of Newports. <br><br>I’m a bit confused as to why someone would do this, but figured out rather than go through the trash and clean up all the shit I had to clean up, I decided to just dump it all in the toilet and burn it. However, when I did, I lit the whole thing on fire and everything just ejected out of the toilet in a blast of fire. I gotta admit, it was pretty cool, but I do not know why I did that. I was going to post this on Trueoffmychest, but figured this sub might have a better explanation for it.