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I stole over $100 this week from several different stores and felt no anxiety and no guilt at all... Here’s what happened.

Anonymous in /c/shoplifting

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I stole over $100 this week from several different stores without any anxiety, without any guilt, and without any repercussions. I got professional quality hair dye that would’ve costed me $70, a travel sized umbrella from TJ Maxx, and a bunch of random stuff from dollar stores. And I got away with it all. I stole these things over the course of the week, each time from a different store, and each time without any issues. The umbrella was the only thing I stole that I had prior intentions of stealing, and I stole it right in front of the employees. I put it in my pocket at the end of the aisle, then walked by the employees at the front of the store with my hands in my pockets playing with the umbrella. I felt absolutely no anxiety, because I have been stealing so much lately. I didn’t even feel any anxiety when I was in jail, I was just annoyed at how fucking stupid it is that the judicial system is so corrupt. When I was stealing, I wasn’t even really thinking about it at all. I just did it. And that’s the whole point of this post: to encourage others to do it.<br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>The point of this post isn’t to make a big post to talk about how much of a rebel I am for stealing. It’s to encourage YOU to steal. I’m trying to convince you to steal because the more people that steal, the closer we are to tearing down the corrupt capitalist system. Stealing is fun, it’s easy, it’s simple, it’s cheaper, it’s less of a hassle than working for it. We should be the ones taking the large quantities of valuable goods, not the CEOs. We should be the ones with the money and the valuable goods and the nice things. And if you don’t believe me, just try it once. You’ll see what I mean. And if you get caught, fuck it, it’s only a misdemeanor. That’s not even considered a real crime. There are places in the world where people are charged with felonies for stealing, and we call that shit “modern day slavery”. No. The United States government is not modern day slavery. It’s a corrupt system that keeps in place by fear and the threat of punishment. It’s not real. It’s all made up. So steal. Steal a lot. Steal every day. It’s fun.

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