What if we made a story, and everyone could contribute?

We'll start with the story idea, "A man walks into a bar and orders a beer." This can be any man, in any bar, ordering any beer. Then, the next person adds a sentence to the story, and the next person adds a sentence, etc. We'll call it the "Never Ending Story". This can be a funny, dramatic, or action story, and it can go in any direction you want. So, go ahead and post the first sentence.<br><br>Edit: Well, we made it to 1000 comments. I love you all. Keep it up.