CMV: The New York Yankees Suck

In honor of opening day.<br><br>My reasoning behind this is that the Yankees, overall, are a shitty franchise. Their fans are obnoxious pricks with no sense of humility, they steal the best players from other teams with outrageous offers, and their owner behaves like a 6-year-old brat who couldn’t get his way. Don’t forget their over 2 billion dollar payroll that definitely didn’t help them get their last world series championship. This team also pissed off their own players with pinstripe history (Frazier, Judge). Their owner did not want to sign Judge to a contract extension, which infuriated the fanbase and caused them to boo their own owner. Their front office is a complete mess, their fans are a complete mess, and the whole franchise is a complete mess.<br><br>I would love to hear your perspective on why I am wrong and the Yankees are actually a good franchise. Thank you.<br><br>Edit: This is a meme and not meant to be serious. I’m sorry, I forgot to indicate that!