Am I the only one who hears voices on the job

Mine talks to me throughout the day bringing all the customer complaints straight to my ear<br><br>Mindy: hi is this the manager<br><br>Me: yes<br><br>Mindy: I need the manager<br><br>Me: I am the manager<br><br>Mindy: the computers are out and the sign says open till nine I thought open till nine meant the computers are working till nine<br><br>Voice in my head: hey bitch I hope you sit there as listen to this lady bitch for the next fifteen minutes about how we did 3/4 of our daily sales in the first three hours of the day and the computers were down for the last hour and this is just before closing and you did a fucking side by side comparison of the two times and realized you sold 90% more product in the first three hours than you did in the last hour when the computers were down and I hope you let her complain about it and I hope she makes you give her a refund and I hope the district manager calls you tomorrow and asks you why you gave someone a refund on an online order from two christmases ago and I hope you realize that you are a fucking idiot with the IQ of a potato<br><br>IT IS WHAT IT IS BUT WE ARE WORKING ON IT OKAY