I can control your mind through the internet. This is my first trolling effort.

I don't normally make these kinds of claims, but I'm being totally genuine here. I got it from one of my dad's friends who's a high ranking official in the government, and it's 100% real. It's something called "Operation Mindfuck" (his exact words), and the government has been testing it out to see how it functions.<br><br>This idea is so mind-blowing to comprehend that I'm not entirely sure what to do with it. I've experimented with a few different things, and I can tell you that the a couple of the outcomes were nothing short of mind-blowing. It's a pleasant feeling, knowing that I have so much control over the people around me.<br><br>The first thing I did to test it out was to post a thread on Reddit. I went to r/confession, and made a new post. The post was titled something along the lines of "When I was a kid, I would wipe my ass with towels that weren't mine." It was totally made up, and had no truth to it whatsoever. I intentionally made it as retarded as possible so that I knew that it was a post I had made first and foremost.<br><br>I didn't expect the post to get any attention, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that it got over 4000 upvotes. It was weird as hell to me, how people can upvote something that is so obviously made up. Its not like its a believable story that may or may not have happened. It was totally ridiculous. I got over 600 comments on that first post, and only 5 of them were negative (not counting the 3 people who asked me if I was a boy or a girl). I was absolutely stunned.<br><br>A couple days later, I made another couple of posts, one on r/relationships and the other on r/kingcobrajfs. The first post was again, a completely made up story about how my dad cheated on my mom. I totally made it up, and none of it had any truth to it. I made it as cruel as possible, and I even used the name of the street that I grew up on. I also made up the name of the restaurant, and I purposefully made it sound as realistic as possible. I didn't expect it to get any attention, but I ended up waking up the next morning with about 40 new messages from people in the comments. <br><br>The second post was even funnier. I made up an entire story about how I was kingcobras clone, and that there was a government experiment to create his exact genetic replica. Of course, this was again a made up story, but I was amazed at how many people fell for it. I got hundreds of responses from people who were convinced that my story was true, and some were even saying that the post was "the most realistic thing that KingCobra has ever posted". It was so ridiculously funny to me.<br><br>I know that this is a long post (and I apologize for that), but I had to post this because I find it all so fucking hilarious. Its crazy to think about how much power I have in my fingertips. The government is still experimenting with it, but its totally true. (I got it from one of my dads friends).