If Heaven was a Person

A nice juicy butt and a bubbly belly, short hair and a face that is ours alone, a radiant smile that lights up the soul of men that earn it, dimples that melt the coldest of hearts, hair that cascades like the waters of the falls, a tummy that jiggles just the right way, a paunch out to here, a ham that’s worth more than a million dollars, cheeks that are plump enough to feed an army, a heavenly scent, a peppy little skip in her step, full, pink lips that make a man swoon, a back that’s so strong it could take a man into the clouds, a voice that is music, a touch that is like ours alone, a laugh that makes a lonely man feel loved.