Real life shoplifter here, from the 70s till now. Susie Qs, Susie Samosas, and Skittles in brasil

A good friend of mine has asked me to post my story. I was a teen mass shoplifter in Cal and Brazil. I now work for the man. I hope you dont get caught, and I hope this story aids you in your adventures<br><br>Susie Qs and Diablos in la oaxaquena. <br><br>I would take my daughter to Walmart to buy diapers, go crazy, and Susie Q it, brasil had a lot of items I loved from the US. I would hide multiple sets of items from the same vendor in my clothes. Cheetos, Doritos, Cheezits, etc. I would then buy more sets of the same item, and try to find a camera to steal. I would mesmirize the camera with a light, then I would hide a camera in my clothes, then i would steal my bought items that were held for me at the register with "shoplifting" (also called a "walkaway")...my daughter was a pro at this too. The police would go crazy, and the cameras would be stolen every week. I wasnt the only one stealing them. The cameras were hidden in very accessible spots in Walmart in the 70s. <br><br>Skittles and a cash register in Goiania, Brasil. <br><br>In Brazil, I would have a friend create a diversion. The cash registers in stores were not bolted down. Diablos! I would mesmorize a cashier, grab the register, and walk out an open window in the back of the store with it, and give it to my friend. We would drive away with the register. <br><br>Cheetos and Susie samosas in Diadema, Brasil. <br><br>I had to do a "walkaway" from a 7-11 store in Brasil. I bought the items from the inventory that i wanted to steal. Then i had to sell the items to the 7-11 inventory software. I was confused, so i had to practice the move a few times. I was so good at this, i was making a good buck. Then, one day, i heard the police had a new way to detect shoplifters. Diablos! I had to lift to steal the new police tool. I took off running from the police, and left a tub of Cheetos in the middle of the road. I was never caught, but i was assured by inmates that mesmorizing the police was not allowed.