CMV: Golf and Soccer are the 2 worst sports ever invented

I don't know what is worse, a sport of overpaid, 300lbs men who can't run 90 yards without needing an oxygen tank, or a sport full of skinny men who get knocked down and fake injuries for 90 minutes and yet the highlights are always 12 minutes long.<br><br>Edit: 1st post ever on chambers! Love all the attention!<br><br>Edit #2: I think I need to clarify something. I am not some young kid who wants to bash sports, nor am I a typical american who bashes soccer. I AM a young american who loves to play and watch basketball and baseball, just not into soccer or football. Also, I'm 5'10" 167lbs, not skinny, I can run, and I'm not some angry overweight American basher. Thank you all for the comments, even the rude ones!