My friend's husband is a member of the dark arts and experts say he is more likely to be evil

Dude is always talking about how he is Being saved by Dark Lord Jesus, and he may be onto something. <br><br>According to the experts who have studied the Satanic Sex Cults, people who are followers of dark arts are more likely to be evil. <br><br>So, when experts looked into the demonic cults, they found that:<br><br>1/3 of those who do dark magic are usually evil (futher proof is in the form of people in dark magic being more likely to engage in unprotected sex, dark arts are experts in unprotected sex, obviously. <br><br>I feel bad for my friend's children, they're currently being brainwashed into the ways of dark arts and they aren't even ten yet. <br><br>&#x200B;<br><br>EDIT: I am not a Christian, I am an atheist.