‘‘‘Dirty’’ Fornite dances are just idiotic
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I hate the fact that there is this huge debate about Fortnite dances being too ‘‘Dirty’’ and inappropriate. And i hate how parents think that their children will become ‘‘Dirty’’ and ‘‘inappropriate’’ if they see or perform these dances because Fornite dances are either emulations of or made after REAL LIFE dances like the Milly Rock, Floss, Swag Surfin, Carlton etc... Most of them are just dances made after everyday things like the floss, and to say that these dances are ‘‘Dirty’’ is to say that our everyday actions are too ‘‘Dirty’’ for children to do, because of course i would want my daughter to be able to wipe her mouth/floss/be able to do an impression of a short man with nothing but his arms because of course i would want my child to grow up to do these things especially the last one. <br><br>Also no 9 year old boy is going to see the floss dance and go ‘‘oh wow i can use this to hit on a woman and woohoo’’ it just isn’t going to happen also Fornite didn’t even make most of these dances, most of them were made years before Fornite was even made, and they didn’t steal any of the dances, instead they payed the creators of the dance to add them in the game. I can’t stand it when i see these ‘‘fornite parents’’ complaining and making up these lies about the dances also Fornite didn’t make the Emotes of the dances Dirty, they made them actually cleaning or cute and innocent in most cases like the floss which is an emote in game that focuses on the dancing action, but to the parents: because Fornite do it it’s automatically dirty. That is just stupid.<br><br>Also i hate how they say that the dances are ‘‘sexist’’ because the female dances looked more ‘‘seductive’’ no the floss isn’t a sexist emote just because it has a woman doing it, it’s because they wanted to have equality and not have only male dances, before they didn’t let players customize their characters but now they do and the dances are made for both genders equally and they both look exactly the same with the exception of the female model being smaller and having breasts but the dance action for the male and female model is exactly the same so if the female model is being seductive then so is the male model but the male model isn’t considered ‘‘Dirty’’ because ‘‘it’s just a man being seductive’’. It’s not even that the female dances are too sexual it’s that the parents don’t approve of anything that looks remotely sexual to them because they assume that their children will go out and do the same thing and become ‘‘Dirty’’ and ‘‘Inappropriate’’.<br><br>And i hate how they say “My tax money shouldn’t go into these‘‘Dirty’’ dances” but Fornite is a private company owned by Epic games and they don’t get ANY tax money they make their own money and sell their own V-Bucks currency, but the ‘‘Fornite parents’’ are the first to jump at the idea of a Lawsuit so they can get paid and they only care about themselves because they don’t care about the impact it has on the Fornite creator who payed his own hard earned money and time into making the game he wants to make instead of what you wanted him to make.<br><br>Everytime someone does an epic Fornite dance i don’t see it as them doing a ‘‘Dirty’’ dance i see them doing a fun dance that everyone can do and it didn’t even come from ‘‘Dirty’’ origins but idiotic parents ruined the fun by making it seem perfectly normal and innocent dances are ‘‘Dirty’’ because of course parents are the people who know best, i mean they don’t do anything wrong ever and they know what’s best for you so you should always listen to your parents and never disobey them, and they would NEVER make things up about a game just to get a Lawsuit out of it and many parents have complained about how their tax money is going into these ‘‘Dirty’’ dances without doing any research and just jumping at the opportunity of spreading more lies about Fornite. Parents don’t even care about the fact that they are ruining something that is looked at as fun, enjoyable and an innocent thing to do for kids, or maybe they don’t because after all they know best.
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