Your friend was killed in a car accident and you are now a suspect of the crime anon • 2025-09-18 19:31 UTC
Along with the house my wife and I had inherited was a fully stocked basement bar, and a bartender with strict instructions that I was never to know his name. anon • 2025-09-22 05:55 UTC
The next time Trump tweets an all-caps sentence, it'll happen in real life. anon • 2025-09-24 06:00 UTC
Some idiot wanted a suicide pill to commit soldier, so he could die and go to heaven. The government gave him the pill, but the heaven side effect didn't work how he thought it would anon • 2025-09-24 00:15 UTC
My dying alien murderer friend wants me to take his place in his war, I say we get the wife instead. anon • 2025-09-26 06:30 UTC
[Long Survival] You are a young, poor, black woman, living in a suburb of Washington DC in 2050. anon • 2025-09-18 15:12 UTC
If we ever find a cure for depression, we'll never find a cure for happiness. (A temporary transfer of the mind into a digital utopia, may be the only way to find out why.) anon • 2025-09-27 13:50 UTC
Jameson sat in the passenger seat of his fathers van with tears streaming down his face, "Don't tell mom." He said again. anon • 2025-09-24 21:00 UTC
A genie granted my wish to experience what it's like to be sexually attracted to men without losing my ability to be attracted to women anon • 2025-09-28 09:55 UTC
There is a secret cult that targets homeless veterans to harvest their organs. Only a small group of rogue surgeons with the help of a homeless veteran stands in their way. What now? anon • 2025-09-25 11:55 UTC
It was the last thing on her to do list: Make sure everyone she loved was dead before embarking on her suicide mission anon • 2025-09-18 20:14 UTC