Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
What if the Earth is just a giant space station built by aliens
We should probably stop using the terms, 'black', 'white', 'orange', 'yellow', 'green', etc., when referring to eyes instead use, 'brown', 'blue', 'amber', 'gold', 'verte', etc.
We would have never seen Eminem's behind if he didn't lose that lawsuit against Marvin's Room
"Baby Boomer" will become pejorative to mean anything under the age of 21, then "Zoomer", and then "Gen Alpha", and then... and then...
I never understood why people complain about how "big" their butthole is when they poop
You could be an astronaut and die on the moon. Most of us will never know if there are aliens or if we're alone in the universe. Death is truly the great unknown. What happens when we die will most likely never be discovered.
You're never too old to become a performer for a children's show at the mall
Humans landing on Mars in the near future, yet we can’t seem to get rid of the following problems on Earth:
If bees are smart enough to build hive, find food, and communicate, then why can't they make honey for me at my dinner table?
Being a low carb dieter is like being a man in an elevator. You know what you're doing and you're not hurting anyone but you can't help if some people are a little uncomfortable when they see you. That's just the way it is. Get over it!
It's weird how everyone hates being cold, but love being hot.
Cats purr when they're happy, so why do they suck the happiness out of a room with their purr? It sounds like a chainsaw cutting into metal, not a happy cat purring.
I always wondered what would happen if you called 911 on your phone and you're in the shower
If aliens are out there, shouldn't we have at least seen one in a car trying to flag down another alien for a ride when it's raining out?
The day you stop growing won't be a sad day. It will be an amazing day.
I find it really weird that we name mountains and hills
You know how people talk about how “not being rude” is just as important as “being rude” in a fight?
"God bless America" always sounds like a threat
Being a single father must be really hard
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