Once tv becomes completely cgi you won’t be able to tell the difference between tv shows and video games. anon • 2025-10-15 17:25 UTC
Being drunk in your 30s is way colder than being drunk in your teens because your body is just better at cooling you down. anon • 2025-10-09 03:45 UTC
Sharing your Netflix account with your girlfriend is the new "moving in together". anon • 2025-10-05 04:40 UTC
The only girl in the world who never got called “cute” is an actual kitten. anon • 2025-10-02 00:25 UTC
Chambers is like that one friend who constantly jokes about killing themselves but realistically you know they aren’t going to do it anon • 2025-10-01 14:25 UTC
Even a normal bread toaster is an extremely advanced piece of machinery when you think about it. anon • 2025-09-29 06:00 UTC
Ravana found Sita in the form of a bird. If a jet could barge into my living room, I would also leave. Sita is not the victim. She is just a b!tch. anon • 2025-09-27 20:05 UTC
If I earn $1,012 an hour, I can earn the american average salary in one hour of work. anon • 2025-09-27 15:15 UTC
It’s highly unlikely that the guy who invented the first wheel ever lived long enough to see his invention become popular. anon • 2025-09-27 02:40 UTC
Learning to drive is the only thing I can think of where everyone is expected to suck at it until they "get it". anon • 2025-09-26 08:00 UTC