Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
If we got to choose the way we die, but the only stipulation is you have to die at the age of 100, I bet 98% of people choose getting beheaded instantly.
British people literally call vomiting "chunder". It's the most accurate term I've ever heard for it, I'm shocked Americans haven't used it.
As a kid I would press the button in the car that disabled the passenger seatbelt alarm because I thought it was my job
Why the F do so many foods come in black packaging that absorbs all the light from fridges?
Delivery drivers have to pee really bad
Bee stings are so painful but if bees didn't hurt us they would be pointless.
We will probably never find alien life because we're looking for the wrong thing.
Something "made in China" used to be a derrogatory term, nowadays its a norm.
"I'm not a slut now, i'm just a Strong Independent Woman?"
As a kid, I got told “break a leg” right before I performed open heart surgery on a human.
The Watergate Hotel had to change their name after a really bad PR scandal.
How do people watch porn fast and not forget what happened?
Why aren't there any movies about a normal guy who keeps a sex doll as a companion? I don't mean movies that fetishize them, I mean movies where he's lonely and just uses it as a last resort. That sounds like a really interesting movie.
Steve Irwin's life was a simulation and he found a glitch.
If every homeless person had a job, would we call them unemployed?
If aliens came to earth and communicated through memes, we'd be like, "I'm down for not getting invaded, but like 4chan guys aren't a good litmus for humanity."
Humans, when we say "you can't judge a book by it's cover" it's so hypocritical when it's the only rule we use when choosing books
A lot of our wars are based on a mentally ill woman talking to an invisible man.
What is the average age of death of all humans ever born?
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