The movie industry is never going to make another good fly-on-the-wall animal documentary again, because animals are too smart to go for that film stuff. anon • 2025-09-14 17:36 UTC
If you can live off the grid with solar panels, a well, and hydroelectric power, why do you need a job? anon • 2025-09-17 18:19 UTC
There's a whole genre of movies where people just pretend to be dead all the time and it's very popular and accepted anon • 2025-09-15 22:24 UTC
If aliens came to Earth and the first thing they did was communicate through the radio and they were able to hear the sounds we make when we eat chips and pizza, I think we would be a lot more interesting to them than we would be if that was not possible. anon • 2025-09-18 10:10 UTC
When someone is like “huh, it’s not as hard as it looks” in response to something that took years of practice and dedication to master, they aren’t complimenting you. They’re just not sure what the hell you do. anon • 2025-09-15 14:29 UTC
The person who invented the light bulb must have been so disappointed to find out that it would run off the main electrical current and you wouldn’t need to change it. anon • 2025-09-16 16:24 UTC
If aliens came to earth and they wanted to communicate with us, they would be better off using a accordion instead of a loudspeaker. anon • 2025-09-17 20:29 UTC
The reason people care about baby pictures and throwbacks is that people enjoy seeing a person when they had little to no responsibility and no experience in the world and smile when they remember the happy time. anon • 2025-09-15 07:17 UTC
I was never given sex ed or any kind of drug education, only warnings about having sex and getting high anon • 2025-09-17 00:19 UTC
We are going to run out of Chambers-accepted slang words to describe being good at something. Like "legendary", "epic", "masterful" etc. This has happened once or twice already and it will happen again. What does this say about our society? anon • 2025-09-17 07:31 UTC
Cats don't actually hate water, they just hate being forced to deal with water anon • 2025-09-15 10:10 UTC
If every vegan ate meat for 1 day, the world would run out of meat for a very long time. anon • 2025-09-16 07:02 UTC
People always complain how sex education classes aren't comprehensive enough but I really don't understand why we should teach young adults how to have intercourse when a significant portion of them will never have a partner or will be sexually inactive for the rest of their lives. I'm not saying… anon • 2025-09-17 16:53 UTC
What if everything was just a simulation and in real life everything was inverted. anon • 2025-09-18 05:07 UTC