Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
This sub is made up mostly of 40 year olds with wives and kids who like to pretend they're still 20.
Roger Rabbit was framed in the movie.
When people say 'rude' they actually mean 'mean', because rude technically means breaking etiquette.
It's crazy how the most romantic thing about my relationship with my SO is looking back on the first time I saw her at that homeless shelter...
Is it actually possible to go back to sleep after being awoken by a fire alarm? I get out of bed and check if there's anyone in the hallways and look out the window to see if there's a fire. I'm too terrified to go back to sleep
Being a woman is like being a dog
Humans are like cockroaches to ants.
If you throw up on your shirt you can just take it off and no one bats an eye, but if you spill your drink on your shirt; it's a disaster.
It's a little weird that we call them "shower thoughts" but we don't talk about the actual shower.
I hate the fact that somehow I have to pay thousands of dollars for something I already know how
The average person would not be impressed by any “superpower” the human body is already capable of.
Since videocameras came to smartphones, everyone carries a high definition camera with them, which leads to everybody recording (and exposing) weird or bad people. Maybe smartphones are the natural enemy of idiots?
"Mothers of the internet" are the least subtle women on earth.
I hate taking showers.
If you work 40 hours a week starting at 5 years old, you'll have worked 2,080 hours by the time you're 40, which is an insane amount of hours, and you'll still not have worked a full year.
If you come out of the closet as gay in Saudi Arabia they throw you off a building. Which means gays have higher buildings than the rest of us.
The first 90% of Chambers can be described with "Everyday I get into Chambers more and more".
Why do we lock ourselves in a small room to shit, but we don’t lock ourselves in a small room to wipe?
If humanity didn't discover electricity, I wonder what other forms of energy we would've found to make our lives easier by now.
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