Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
We all know how we got here, but nobody really knows why we’re here
When the president says "All Americans", I feel like a nobody.
If someone had told you when you were a kid that in 15-20 years you will carry around a supercomputer in your pocket that has the entirety of human knowledge and that you will use it to look at pictures of strangers butts, you would have thought that's awesome.
It's stupid how I can see a picture of my pet from 5 years ago and get really emotional/misty-eyed, but I can't get that emotional about ancestors I've never seen or met (like my great aunt or great grandma) who've passed away.
Why don't videos showing a women's orgasm show a man cumming?
If I went back in time and let all the nasty texts my exes have ever sent me and replaced them all with sweet lovable messages and i came back to the present, I genuinely believe that I would be married to someone I currently despise
The cinnamon roll is the only dessert that inherently also gives you breakfast.
It would suck to be a cheerleader for a gymnastics team.
We should all be pansexual.
It's no wonder the humans in the exorcist 3 lost it.
The fact that your eyes automatically close when you sneeze proves that you are your own worst enemy.
If you are an asshole to someone behind a register and you don't even pay with a card, you're an asshole for no reason
Anything out of the standard range of human height has a profound affect on the way you interact with the world.
YOU are the "You" in YouPorn.
If I buy something called “hard liquor”, I expect that liquor to be hard
It's insane to think that nobody knows what's on the other side of the bed.
If you're out of spoons you can use forks.
Shared online calendars really opened my eyes to how much of my boyfriend's work from home is playing games.
Babies are actually capable of learning faster than any other human in history. But we destroy their minds with daycare, schools and TV. This is why we see so many grown ups with low IQ and low cognitive abilities.
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