Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
When I’m on the highway, I always feel the need to reciprocate a wave from another driver because I assume that I’m on Candid Camera and the only way to avoid embarrassment is to wave back.
Chambers is a great example of why the internet wasn't popular in the 90s.
The whole "thought process" in Toy Story is bullshit
Fishing hooks are proof nobody likes a catch.
"Baby it's cold outside" should come with a warning that it's actually really transphobic.
If you're suddenly in a movie, what movie is it and how do you do?
Bill Nye the Science Guy's real name is Bill Nye.
Living inside a body that just deteriorates over time and one day is guaranteed to shut down is fucking crazy in a "what the actual hell" kinda way
If you're going to kill yourself, don't do it in your bedroom, do it in your bathroom.
My cat has been watching me work from home for the last 9 months and I truly believe she thinks I am paid to stare at this small and bright rectangle for 8 hours a day.
Here’s a fun one, if you zoom all the way out on Google maps you can see the curvature of the Earth, like in Apollo pictures. This is presumably a composite of satellite images. I’m wondering if this was made by an intern one summer.
"Wait for it" memes are just a bunch of people waiting for something that's probably not going to happen.
Mile High Club is the only club in the world where the more exclusive location you have the worse the experience it is
Was it ever the norm for kids to wait for their parents to finish work just to carpool with them, or is it something that every kid must do?
It's not whether or not you can "suck cock", it's whether or not you want to, and you have no right to not want to
Lying to a child to stop them from doing something bad for them is the same logic as lying to adults to stop them from committing war crimes (as seen in The Expanse)
"the world is gonna end in 10 minutes" is probably a government experiment to see how long it takes for a 12 year old to ejaculate
Cats are like feline zombies.
If soccer is called football, why are they calling Footlong sandwiches Footlong sandwiches?
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