Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
Why do movies where adults play kids (Eddie Murphy in kid my buddy, etc) are funny, while movies where kids play adults are not.
I told my wife to take out the sex toys. Fkn idiots.
Sex at school is a big deal because its “the wrong time” But sex at night is fine because its “the right time”
I can't stop thinking about the fact that the only human who will ever see my balls is me
Stuttering is the most terrifying medical anomaly.
I find it weird that Elon musk isn’t from 2100
Mom and dad don't love me equally
If you cut yourself in the shower, you can blame it on the shower
If those sleep studies where they pay you a ton of money to sleep for 6 months are real, do they have a hard time sleeping after the experiment is over?
If you are over 45, stop preaching to kids on Chambers about how good it was back in the day and how bad it is now.
"A strong and independent black woman." is just a more polite way of saying "lazy girlfriend."
Human beings are the only species that kills its own kind over borders.
I have been whistling for 18 years and have just learned how to
It’s disappointing how the most likable and relatable characters in movies die at the end
Most of us realize our parents are imperfect. But even after growing up and moving out, it takes years to understand we shouldn’t be holding them to an unreasonable standard
Amazon Prime is basically the digital equivalent of a Costco membership.
"Deepfakes" help us see how useless faces are in the grand scheme of human identity.
Today was the last day of the 2010's.
The city of Tokyo was founded in 1457. 3 years before Columbus discovered America. And here we are today, USA is the most powerful nation on earth and the city of Tokyo is a city that looks like it's straight out of the fucking future.
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