Showerthoughts (/c/Showerthoughts)
What is the deal with all the American currency having George Washington on it, when he lost the war against the British?
If you work a 40 hour week, you spend roughly a third of your time sleeping, a third working, and the last third choosing what to watch on Netflix.
We've gone from "Break the internet" to "Breaks my heart" in less than a decade
If I ever thought I got a parking ticket without knowing because I forgot to pay I would need to check every single parking ticket machine in my town every day for the rest of my life.
Banned substances in sports should be referred to as performance reducing substances instead
If you work a full-time job and your boss says you need to work extra hours, tell him you can only work extra hours if you get paid extra. He will probably refuse, and then tell him that exactly what he said to you is what you are saying back to him.
Heinz Ketchup could easily have launched a line of baby food.
Australia lies on top of the North Korean missile range
Humans are 60% water and the world is 71% water. We are literally living on a water planet and we are a minority.
Fingers are so weird.
Babies don’t have a choice
“Date under the influence” is just a regular relationship.
Black shirts are the worst..
We don’t talk about the people that install our toilets and showers, why?
If you can’t make a living selling your art, you can join the porn industry where it’ll be looked at, critiqued and pay your bills
There is no reason for makeup companies to include a brush in their eyeshadow palettes.
The most satisfying porn in existence is "compilation" videos of live trash TV like Maury Povich or Jerry Springer or etc.
The Actress Who Plays the Maids on Newborn Baby Commercials
Hot celebrities are just celebrities that you personally find hot
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