"Ooh Lithuanians are sooo cool"

Says the girl who's never met one.<br><br>First of all, Lithuanians are not cool, they're worse than cool, they're **boring**. They're the most boring people on the planet. The most exciting thing they talk about is how they hate gay people, and how good their country is. They all sound like they have a helicopter in their mouth.<br><br>You want to know what's even more boring? Lithuanian food. It's so non-descript I can't even put it into words. It's just...there. It doesn't even "taste bad enough" to be bad, because it doesn't taste like anything at all. You know how people talk about potable water being the only thing that's allowed in a country like India? It's like that, except not even water is potable. The very water in Lithuania is so boring it will put you to sleep, and the fabled Lithuanian alcohol will only make you more bored and angry.<br><br>You want to know what's even more boring? Lithuanian geography. It's like they took their entire country, put it in a blender and asked the system to make it as flat as possible. And then, at some point, their horrible nation found some mountains and said "**NO, NOT LIKE THAT, WE MUST MAKE IT FLAT, BUT NOT SO FLAT THAT WE CAN'T CALL IT A MOUNTAIN".** So they were all like "fuck it", sprinkled the mountains all over their land, and then they were like "**welp, now it's boring enough, it's good enough to be considered Lithuanian.**<br><br>And don't even get me started on their language, it's like a mix of Polish and Russian, yet somehow sounds even more boring than both of those combined. **It's enough to make you want to kill yourself**.<br><br>I could continue on and on, but the point I want to make is simple. **Lithuanians are the most boring people in the world**. If you ever meet one, you'll understand what I mean, but I don't recommend it, as it will drive you to suicide.<br><br>This has been a PSA. Thank you.