I locked my stepdad in the trailer

I found Josh’s birthday invitations in the kitchen. He invited all his favorite people. He didn’t invite me. When we discussed the party I wanted to have for him, he never wanted it. He wanted to have an epic party with his favorite people. <br><br>I ran into one of the people that was invited to the party. He told me Josh wanted an adult party. I asked “What does that mean?” <br><br>He said there will be a DJ and a bar. I asked “What’s so adult about music and drinking?” <br><br>He said “Well there will also be strippers”. <br><br>I said “That sounds like a porn themed party”. <br><br>He said “I don’t know what’s going on in that house between you and him, but I don’t care. My friend group doesn’t mix with your family.” <br><br>I said “My family? You mean my husband and his 3 daughters?” <br><br>He didn’t answer. <br><br>I said “I’m gonna go do something with my cat. I’m not happy about this party…. Or the strippers…. Or the lies you told me.” <br><br>I went inside and started brainstorming. I decided to lock Josh in the trailer. It’s the perfect place to lock him. <br><br>If he gets sober enough to call me, he can call me to let him out. <br><br>If he gets sober enough to leave and go to the bar, he can tell his stripper friends he got stood up. <br><br>Either way, he’s not driving anywhere. <br><br>Fuck Josh.