Almost every excited reaction from your dog is a lie

You walk in the house with an empty bag, (oh boy food)You walk in the house with a little bag of treats, (oh boy food, this is the best day ever)You take them outside for a walk. (this is the best day ever) They realize there's no treats or food, (oh well, this is still the best day ever!)You walk around the neighborhood for 15 minutes. (this is still the best day ever)You take them back inside. (fuck you, I'm never loving you again)<br><br>Even though your dog lies to themselves, they'll always be happy to see you.<br><br>Edit: this took me to 10,000 subscribers! Thank you all, I love you all, but your reward is going to be nothing but sad posts from now on.